Anyone who has ever talked to Steve knows that his conversations are just rife with fail. It could be a ridiculous story that has no point or it's a response that makes no sense. Enjoy.
"W: Hey Steve, do you know anyone that wants to buy a television?
Steve: Peanut Butter?"
"H: He wants to go head to head.
Steve: That's what she said.
H: Because she has a penis?"
"W: Steve, what was the last thing you said?
Steve: I don't know! You were supposed to keep an eye on it!
H: Keep on eye on what you said?"
"M: I've got a big one in my back pocket.
Steve: That's what she said.
W: How is that a that's what she said?
H: Because she has a penis."
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