Steve usually fails, but occasionally, he wins.













Evidenced on the Pratt website. Link after the jump.

http://www.pratt.edu/student_life/activities/commencement/tickets/

It's been a while ...

I know you all missed me. So here's some reading for ya.

me: i haven't gotten that deep yet

i'm still underground

s: twss

me: haha she said that bc she had a penis, right?

FAIL

s: she has a dildo

me: ...

why would she ...

no, i'm not gonna question you

your choice

s: lol

lesbians----------------------------------------------------------------------

s: lol i cant

i just bought coh

and we didnt evne play it

me: fine

we'll play tonight

company of heroes too

s: yes

wai

twaht

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11:09 PM - h: after i shower, we'll get a round in?11:09 PM - jeff goldblum: sure11:09 PM - h: and play some company of heroes?11:09 PM - jeff goldblum: yep

s: oh

dude

for the road test

can you show up without making an appointment?

h: umm, i don't believe so

s: because tomorrow i want to go

and i dont feel like waiting for mine in nov

h: i'm pretty sure you need to have an appt as well as a valid car with dual brakes

s: when i went with my little bro a year ago, they didnt even check who was for that day

just wrote on the sheet your liceanse and pre-license course number

h: hmmm

you might want to check the dmv website for that

s: tried

h: i'd def call before going

s: ok

h: just cuz from what i remember, everybody that was there, had an appt or at least a list that they went by

i dunno if the driver's ed place took care of that for me, but there was def a list

s: oh you did it through drivers ed

h: well it wasn't really drivers ed, it was just like .. a driving school?

s: oh ok

im bringing my own car

moms taking me

but i told her my test is tomorrow

lol

h: hahaha

s: fuck this is gonna backfire

lol

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s: it's going in no matter what
that's what she said
h: because she has a penis?

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h: tell me if you fail right when you pull out

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s: shut up, you're not my dad (at gary)
h: just compare dick sizes
s: that's a compliment to me
h: no, it's an insult to the both of you

This blog will never fail ...

Why you may ask? Because SteveFails.

H: i wonder if i'll like this game ..

S: its good

S: i beat it too fast

H: got em

H: any replay value?

H: go back and beat it slower maybe?

H: crashed after intro movie

H: guess i'll never know how it feels to beat it

H: slow or fast

S: lol

S: thats what she said

H: are you sure about that?

H: did she say that bc she had a penis?

S: lol fail

H: got em

That, ladies and gentlemen, is why this blog will never fail. Enjoy!

Future Fail

G: I'm 12 hours ahead of you, I'm in the future, I can tell you what will happen in the future.

S: LMAO

G: I can tell you 12 hours later, if you will still be gay.

G: You're not gay 12 hours later.

G: wait a min...12 hours later, you're still gay.

S: fail.

Education Fail.

Finally, the time has come.

5 years of fail.

8 limited edition OMG,FAIL. Graduation Tassels now available at Radio City Music Hall, today only. 

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