After a trip to the deli last night, we have forever banned Steve from eating candy of any kind. Why? Because of their names ...
W picks up a "Charleston Chew"
W: Steve, you ever have this before?
Steve: No, why would I do that?
W picks up an "Oh Henry!"
W: Steve, ever say this before?
Steve: Fail.
H: So when you pulled down your pants, did the guy Snickers?
H: Did you smother that guy in Kisses?
H: When you were dating that asian prostitute, did he mind that you called him Almond Joy?
W: How can you do one with Skittles?
H: Steve, I bet you wanted to taste his rainbow!
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